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Dante Hicks

"My friend here's trying to convince me that any independent contractors who were working on the uncompleted Death Star were innocent victims when it was destroyed by the Rebels."

Randall Graves

"In light of this lurid tale, I don't even see how you can romanticize your relationship with Caitlin. She broke your heart and inadvertently drove men to deviant lifestyles."

Jay

"I don't care if she's my cousin or not, I'm gonna knock those boots again tonight."